The 'True' Celebrity Chef

For years now we have been bombarded by the term 'Celebrity Chef'. These people have been paraded around on television, promoted by the radio and publicised by the newspapers and I have yet to see or hear anyone ask the most simplest of questions like, "But, where did it all start?" and "Why does that 'mockney' arse get so excited that I want to ram an aubergine down his throat?".

Hopefully, I will answer some of the questions and thoughts people have been eager to ask, but have not had the time or patience to. It all began a long time ago in France so in time honoured tradition, this is where we must begin.

Once Upon A Time......